“I consulted a clairvoyant about my love life. She said I was going to meet someone with with fair hair. Could be dark hair, she said. Possibly reddish. You’re going to have your ups and downs; don’t expect it all to be peachy. It could be amazing, but it might not last very long. I see a break-up in your future. Or maybe just a wicked party. I’d say it’s all going to go pretty much as you’d expect, perhaps better. Maybe slightly worse.”