Dog in Residence: Week 5 Day 30

Guest blogger: Peggy of Braeside

Peggy, a newly minted character, flaunts her haiku talking ways.

 

In late out early

That’s always been my MO

Get them while they blink

 

Horrie the poor soul

Rested on his three laurels

Hardly saw me land

 

Now I’m driving things

The plot is fresh and spicy

Finally, safe hands

 

My backstory rocks

I hail from the gutter but

Providence is kind

 

It’s clear I’m a spunk

A tall full-blooded harlot

With wardrobe to match

 

My intellect burns

There’s few I can’t tame with my

Lacerating wit

 

Speaking in haiku

Has mild limitations, sure

But that’s how I roll

 

Better to be brief –

Just requisite syllables –

Than verbose and dull

 

Sulkers gonna sulk

But I’ll star in the climax

Being my best self

 

Peggy of Braeside

Happy to be at the helm

Until next we meet