“For an old chook with withered feet, Delilah was quite the goer.” Tap for more.
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“I carried a giant stuffed beetroot around for a while, but I found that the lobster just got a better class of laugh…” Tap for more
“I’ve won the neighbourhood lasagne bake-off three years running. There’s been a bit of blowback…”
“I’m not going to let some jelly-arsed little suckers with no brains stop me from getting the best out of my day…”
“I spent a goodly part of last night’s meditation class thinking about spaghetti carbonara…”
“I don’t separate my soft plastics…”
“I consulted a clairvoyant about my love life…”
“What I didn’t realise is how much stamina is required for op shopping. Who knew?”…
“We did get some impressive carpet burns, it’s true…”