
“For an old chook with withered feet, Delilah was quite the goer.” Tap for more.
“For an old chook with withered feet, Delilah was quite the goer.” Tap for more.
“I carried a giant stuffed beetroot around for a while, but I found that the lobster just got a better class of laugh…” Tap for more
“I’ve won the neighbourhood lasagne bake-off three years running. There’s been a bit of blowback…”
“I’m not going to let some jelly-arsed little suckers with no brains stop me from getting the best out of my day…”
“I spent a goodly part of last night’s meditation class thinking about spaghetti carbonara…”
“I don’t separate my soft plastics…”
“I consulted a clairvoyant about my love life…”
“What I didn’t realise is how much stamina is required for op shopping. Who knew?”…
“We did get some impressive carpet burns, it’s true…”