Delores has been extreme reading. Take care, that’s her advice.
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“For an old chook with withered feet, Delilah was quite the goer.”
Wondering what to get Jim for Christmas? Clues within.
“I carried a giant stuffed beetroot around for a while, but I found that the lobster just got a better class of laugh…”
Caught Britney for a brief chat in the freezer aisle
“I’ve won the neighbourhood lasagne bake-off three years running. There’s been a bit of blowback…”
Ethel has sticky fingers but her five year plan is on track
“Today is World Tuesday Day. I figure I’m just going to jump right in and embrace it.”
Graham is not sorry. Not yet.
“I’m not going to let some jelly-arsed little suckers with no brains stop me from getting the best out of my day…”
Came across Billie on her trike, outside the pub. She was smiling.
“Love conquers many things. Not bad punctuation, though.”