The Hangdog Transcripts

The Albany book launch and weekend pop-up. 6-8 December, 2019!

“I carried a giant stuffed beetroot around for a while, but I found that the lobster just got a better class of laugh…”

Caught Britney for a brief chat in the freezer aisle

“I’ve won the neighbourhood lasagne bake-off three years running. There’s been a bit of blowback…”

Ethel has sticky fingers but her five year plan is on track

“Today is World Tuesday Day. I figure I’m just going to jump right in and embrace it.”

Graham is not sorry. Not yet.

“I’m not going to let some jelly-arsed little suckers with no brains stop me from getting the best out of my day…”

Came across Billie on her trike, outside the pub. She was smiling.

“Love conquers many things. Not bad punctuation, though.”

Dudley was 10 minutes early for the train. Agreed to shoot the breeze. Great to meet you, Dudley!

“I spent a goodly part of last night’s meditation class thinking about spaghetti carbonara…”