“I carried a giant stuffed beetroot around for a while, but I found that the lobster just got a better class of laugh…” Tap for more
Month: November 2019
Caught Britney for a brief chat in the freezer aisle
“I’ve won the neighbourhood lasagne bake-off three years running. There’s been a bit of blowback…”
Ethel has sticky fingers but her five year plan is on track